Face Bigelow #49 -Home Run Juice

Transcript:
Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: Hey Boss. How may home runs did he hit last night?
Victor: Umm... Three, why?
Big: Wow, that's two more than me. You better give me a double dose of that home run juice.
Victor: But we're already giving you 10,000 times the normal dose!!!
Big: Yeah, but I'm going to be a mega star.

Face Bigelow #48 - Mr. (steroids in) Baseball

Transcript:

Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: I've used steroids my entire career, but don't tell anyone okay?
Victor: Isn't that cheating?
Big: Cheating? Well, no, since everyone does it.
Victor: What about illegal?
Big: Only if I get caught
Victor: What about being a role model for kids?
Big: Role model! I get a 'Giant' paycheck, what better role model is there?

Face Bigelow #47 - Olympic Doping

By far one of my favorites in the recent past.

A day late on this one, sorry to no one since the traffic to this site is basically zero. I'm probably going to go back to posting once a week since I'm having trouble keeping up with it.

Also, a new change this week with a real font instead of hand lettering. I just cannot justify the time in hand lettering any longer. Hope it doesn't detract too much?

Transcript:
Big: Hey Victor. Did you see that Marion Jones admitted to doping in the olympics?
Victor: Yes. Very sad isn't it?
Big: Sad! They should lock her up and throw away the key!
Victor: Maybe we should celebrate her honesty for finally doing the right thing?
Big: Are you crazy! Lock her up! We don't want baseball players getting any ideas!

Face Bigelow #46 - Secret! Secret! Secret!

Transcript:
Victor: Tell us again why we went into Iraq?
Big: That's Secret.
Victor: What about the torture of prisoners by the CIA?
Big: That's Secret Too.
Victor: What about the Katrina debacle?
Big: Secret!
Victor: What did you have for dinner last night?
Big: Secret! Secret! Secret!

Face Bigelow #45 - To Impeach Or Not To Impeach

Transcript:
Victor: Hey Big. Would you impeach a president for lying to go to war or exposing a national secret to silence a critic?
Big: No.
Victor: What about torturing people then lying to a judge that the torture was taped, then destroying the tape?
Big: No.
Victor: What would you impeach a president for?
Big: Sex! Then lying to a judge about it. But mostly just the sex.
Victor: !!?

Face Bigelow #44 - Not Negative Campaign

Transcript:
Title: Presidential Campaign
Big: I don't believe in running a negative campaign.
Big: I just tell it like it is. The truth is most important.
Big: Like the fact that my opponent is a spinless idiot who doesn't know where Iraq is on the map.
Big: I'm smarter than him, I use Google to find Iraq.

Face Bigelow #43 - Iowa Nice

Transcript:
Big: Okay Team. We are in Iowa Now.
Big: That means we have to be "Iowa Nice".
Big: Meaning, Don't say anything bad about our opponent when we are in the same room.
Big: For everywhere else, I want to hear all your meanest ideas.

Face Bigelow #41 - Fancy Commuter

Face Bigelow #41 - Microwho?

I know I usually only post on Monday and Thursday and the Monday one is tied to the theme of #40, but this one just had too much context in today's Microsoft/Yahoo! announcement. I'm trying to figure out a better way to get my news commentary panes online in a more timely manner while still not killing myself. I still have a really good Marion Jones one that is out in the late 40's and we all know that news happened a few months ago! A learning process, but you really are going to like the Marion Jones and Baseball steroids ones that are coming.