Sorry for the non-comic entry, I can't help but think the Shrek 3 conversation between Prince Charming and Pinocchio sounds just like Clinton and Bush so I've decided to call this sort of speak a Clintushism. Part of the Clintush (clin-tush) dynasty if Hillary Clinton Actually wins...?
In this clip Prince Charming is looking for Shrek and tries to get the information out of Pinocchio who we all know can't lie without his nose growing big, right...?
Prince Charming:- You.... You can’t lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio:- Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don’t know where he’s not.
Prince Charming:- Your telling me, you don’t know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio:- It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming:- So you do know where he is?
Pinocchio:- On the contrary. I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably Prince Charming : Stop it! Pinocchio: know where he shouldn’t undeniably probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he wasn't....
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