Face Bigelow #67 - BOB - Bureau Of Bailout

Uh oh, I can feel a landslide of comics coming down the pipe. Looks like the dam built up after the vacation has burst...

Transcript.
Title: Bureau Of Bailout
Big: Now that I have the $700 billion bailout fund, I think The Bureau of Bailout needs a new office.
Big: Hey kid. How much for the office building?
Kid: Well, I have an ARM (Adjustable Rate Mortgage) on it for $1.2 million that is set to adjust next month.
Big: Perfect. I can bail you out and get the office at the same time.
Kid: I'll take it and throw in a free lemonade for only $6.00.
Big: BOB is open for business, who's first?

Face Bigelow #48 - Mr. (steroids in) Baseball

Transcript:

Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: I've used steroids my entire career, but don't tell anyone okay?
Victor: Isn't that cheating?
Big: Cheating? Well, no, since everyone does it.
Victor: What about illegal?
Big: Only if I get caught
Victor: What about being a role model for kids?
Big: Role model! I get a 'Giant' paycheck, what better role model is there?