Showing posts with label steriods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label steriods. Show all posts

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Face Bigelow #49 -Home Run Juice


Transcript:
Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: Hey Boss. How may home runs did he hit last night?
Victor: Umm... Three, why?
Big: Wow, that's two more than me. You better give me a double dose of that home run juice.
Victor: But we're already giving you 10,000 times the normal dose!!!
Big: Yeah, but I'm going to be a mega star.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Face Bigelow #48 - Mr. (steroids in) Baseball


Transcript:

Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: I've used steroids my entire career, but don't tell anyone okay?
Victor: Isn't that cheating?
Big: Cheating? Well, no, since everyone does it.
Victor: What about illegal?
Big: Only if I get caught
Victor: What about being a role model for kids?
Big: Role model! I get a 'Giant' paycheck, what better role model is there?