Face Bigelow #72 - War On Financial Terror

All these scare tactics are getting very tiresome...

Transcript:
Title: War On Terror 2.0
Big: My fellow Americans. We will solve this financial crisis as soon as Congress agrees to my terms.
Big: We will go to war against terrorists in our financial institutions. We will be victorious.
Big: With the $700 billion and only with the $700 billion we will find and protect all Americans from these Wreckingballs of Massive Debt.
Big: These WMDs will be found and will be dismantled as soon as Congress agrees with this War on Financial Terror on Wall Street...
Victor: Uh Oh. I'm sensing a sequel...

Face Bigelow #39 - Declaration Of Independence

I've decided that I need to include a text transcript of each comic for search engines and those with disabilities.
Transcript:
Victor: Hey Big. I'm rewriting the Declaration Of Independence.
Big: Oh, Really?
Victor: Yes, I'll start it with "All men are created equal". It seems Washington thinks it says "All American Men."
Big: But won't that mean those Al-Qaeda Terrorists will deserve a fair trial?
Big: And what about all those people that don't speak english? There will be chaos!
Victor: It sounds just as dangerous now as it did 200 years ago.