Face Bigelow #84 - Blame Game

Transcript.
Big: It's all Clinton's fault.
Big: He changed the lending rules which lead to this entire mess.
Victor: Didn't you hold the presidency and a majority part for six years after Clinton?
Big: That wasn't enough to change those failed policies. He ruined everything. Now just look at the mess he created. What are we going to do? The world is going to end!
Big: Quick. Throw all the money overboard before we sink...
Victor: First things first. Let's stop with the policies of fear. Second, put the money bags away.

Face Bigelow #81 - Mideast Peace Deal

This idea came from a Reuters article saying it didn't look like there would be a mideast peace deal this year. I'm surprised that anyone would be surprised? What an odd article.

Transcript:
Big: I'm so disappointed that we are not going to see a peace deal this year in the middle east...
Victor: Were you working on a peace deal?
Big: Not really, but I was still hoping to see my legacy include a peace agreement.
Victor: Don't you have to be engaged and working on a deal for one to happen?
Big: What a great idea. I wish I would have thought of that earlier...
Victor: !!??!!

Face Bigelow #45 - To Impeach Or Not To Impeach

Transcript:
Victor: Hey Big. Would you impeach a president for lying to go to war or exposing a national secret to silence a critic?
Big: No.
Victor: What about torturing people then lying to a judge that the torture was taped, then destroying the tape?
Big: No.
Victor: What would you impeach a president for?
Big: Sex! Then lying to a judge about it. But mostly just the sex.
Victor: !!?

Face Bigelow #38 - Compassionate Conservative

Face Bigelow #37 - Child Insurance

I did this after a child insurance bill was vetoed back in November. I don't like complaining about politics without having an idea as to how it gets fixed. I don't have any problem paying a little extra so kids have the opportunity to see a doctor no matter what their parent's problems are. I do concede it is a very tough problem though.

Face Bigelow #23 - Presidential Lessons Learned

Face Bigelow #17 - Good To Be President

Face Bigelow #16 - Presidential Shell Game

Face Bigelow #15 - Air Force One