Monday, March 17, 2008

Vote For Dustrotter!

I know this is a webcomic, but I wanted to ask you to vote for Kurt. He's a good friend and does this great Hawaii video travel blog called Dustrotter. Part Survivorman, part Huell Howser really fun to watch. I'm sure at least one of the three people who visit here in the next month will be willing to give five stars. Unless it's the president, some famous baseball player or one of the other 50 people I've insulted badly over the past year. Maybe I just doomed his chances of getting his own travel show by even asking..?

Five stars or don't bother!
http://yourtrip.travelchannel.com/clip.aspx?key=51E080EE36804163

Friday, March 14, 2008

Face Bigelow #51 - Islamaphobia


Did you miss me? No one even left one comment even though I said I wouldn't post anymore until I got one. Well, one week was all I could do without seeing this news blurb. I'll probably get myself on some sort of hit list with this one, but I guess that's the cost of freedom.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080314/wl_nm/islamic_summit_dc_5

Transcript:
Big: I'm an Islamic cleric and want to combat Islamophobia.
Big: We believe western Christians see us wrongly as extremists.
Big: We propose a summit with western Christian leaders.
Big: Will you join us?
Victor: Will you leave the suicide bombers at home?

Monday, March 3, 2008

Face Bigelow #50 - Armchair Decision Maker



#50 - Never thought I would make it this far. I think I'm going to retire as this has not generated any real interest. If you like it and want me to continue, leave a comment on this (last) entry. If I get 10 comments, or I have a prolific streak I'll post at least 10 more. I'll even count a single word comment that said something like "Blechk!".

Transcript:
Big: I'm a comic artist. Many of my best comics are political.
Big: I think I know everything and I can make fun of anyone.
Victor: What would you do differently in their shoes.
Big: I'm only an armchair decision maker. I would never resort to making real decisions.
Victor: So, lots of whining with some drawings thrown in for good measure.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Face Bigelow #49 -Home Run Juice


Transcript:
Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: Hey Boss. How may home runs did he hit last night?
Victor: Umm... Three, why?
Big: Wow, that's two more than me. You better give me a double dose of that home run juice.
Victor: But we're already giving you 10,000 times the normal dose!!!
Big: Yeah, but I'm going to be a mega star.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Face Bigelow #48 - Mr. (steroids in) Baseball


Transcript:

Title: Mr. Baseball
Big: I've used steroids my entire career, but don't tell anyone okay?
Victor: Isn't that cheating?
Big: Cheating? Well, no, since everyone does it.
Victor: What about illegal?
Big: Only if I get caught
Victor: What about being a role model for kids?
Big: Role model! I get a 'Giant' paycheck, what better role model is there?

Friday, February 22, 2008

Face Bigelow #47 - Olympic Doping


By far one of my favorites in the recent past.

A day late on this one, sorry to no one since the traffic to this site is basically zero. I'm probably going to go back to posting once a week since I'm having trouble keeping up with it.

Also, a new change this week with a real font instead of hand lettering. I just cannot justify the time in hand lettering any longer. Hope it doesn't detract too much?

Transcript:
Big: Hey Victor. Did you see that Marion Jones admitted to doping in the olympics?
Victor: Yes. Very sad isn't it?
Big: Sad! They should lock her up and throw away the key!
Victor: Maybe we should celebrate her honesty for finally doing the right thing?
Big: Are you crazy! Lock her up! We don't want baseball players getting any ideas!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Face Bigelow #46 - Secret! Secret! Secret!

Transcript:
Victor: Tell us again why we went into Iraq?
Big: That's Secret.
Victor: What about the torture of prisoners by the CIA?
Big: That's Secret Too.
Victor: What about the Katrina debacle?
Big: Secret!
Victor: What did you have for dinner last night?
Big: Secret! Secret! Secret!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Monday, February 11, 2008

Face Bigelow #44 - Not Negative Campaign

Transcript:
Title: Presidential Campaign
Big: I don't believe in running a negative campaign.
Big: I just tell it like it is. The truth is most important.
Big: Like the fact that my opponent is a spinless idiot who doesn't know where Iraq is on the map.
Big: I'm smarter than him, I use Google to find Iraq.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Face Bigelow #43 - Iowa Nice


Transcript:
Big: Okay Team. We are in Iowa Now.
Big: That means we have to be "Iowa Nice".
Big: Meaning, Don't say anything bad about our opponent when we are in the same room.
Big: For everywhere else, I want to hear all your meanest ideas.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Face Bigelow #41 - Microwho?


I know I usually only post on Monday and Thursday and the Monday one is tied to the theme of #40, but this one just had too much context in today's Microsoft/Yahoo! announcement. I'm trying to figure out a better way to get my news commentary panes online in a more timely manner while still not killing myself. I still have a really good Marion Jones one that is out in the late 40's and we all know that news happened a few months ago! A learning process, but you really are going to like the Marion Jones and Baseball steroids ones that are coming.